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Mom's Brownies


Remove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375.

Melt 1 cup margarine in saucepan.

Remove teddy bear from oven and tell Junior "no, no."

Add margarine to 2 cups sugar.

Take shortening can away from Junior and clean cupboards.

Measure 1/3 cup  Cocoa.

Take shortening can away from Junior again and bathe cat.

Apply antiseptic and bandages to scratches sustained while removing shortening from cat's tail.

Assemble 4 eggs, 2 teas. Vanilla Extract, and 1-1/2 cups sifted flour.

Take smouldering teddy bear from oven and open all doors and windows for ventilation.

Take telephone away from Junior and assure party on the line the call was a mistake. Call operator and attempt to have direct dialled call removed from bill.

Measure 1 tsp. salt, 1/2 cup nuts and beat all ingredients well.

Let cat out of refrigerator.

Pour mixture into well-greased 8x10 -inch pan.

Bake 25 minutes

Rescue cat and take razor away from Junior. Explain to kids that you have no idea if shaved cats will sunburn.

Throw cat outside while there's still time and he's still able to run away.


Frosting:

Mix 1 Cup Sugar

1 Oz. Unsweetened Chocolate

1/4 Cup Margarine

Take the darn teddy bear out of the broiler and throw it away -- far away.

Answer the door and meekly explain to nice policeman that you didn't know Junior had slipped out of the house and was heading for the street. Put Junior in playpen.

Add 1/3 cup milk, dash of salt, and boil, stirring constantly for 2 minutes.

Answer door and apologize to neighbour for Junior having stuck a garden hose in man's front door mail slot. Promise to pay for ruined carpet.

Tie Junior to clothesline.

Remove burned brownies from oven.