THREE LEGGED CHICKEN
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Juan was driving down a country lane in his pickup when suddenly a
chicken darted into the road in front of him. He slammed on his
brakes, but realized that the chicken was speeding off down the road
at about 30 miles an hour. Intrigued, he tried to follow the bird with
his truck, but he couldn't catch up to the accelerating chicken. Seeing
it turn into a small farm, Juan followed it. To his astonishment, he
realized that the chicken had three legs. Looking around the small
farm, he noticed that ALL of the chickens had three legs.
The farmer came out of his house, and Juan said, "Three-
chickens? That's astonishing!"
The farmer replied, "Yep. I bred 'em that way because I love
drumsticks."
Juan was curious. "How does a three-