As we all know, it takes one calorie to heat one gram of water one degree

centigrade. Translated into meaningful terms, this means that if you eat

 a very  cold dessert (generally consisting of water in large part), the

natural processes which raise the consumed dessert to body temperature

 during the digestive cycle   literally sucks the calories out of the only

 available source: your body fat.

For example, a dessert served and eaten at near 0 degrees C (32.2 deg.

 F) will in  a short time be raised to the normal body temperature of 37

degrees C (98.6  deg. F). For each gram of dessert eaten, that process

 takes approximately 37  calories as stated above. The average dessert

 portion is 6 ounces, or 168 grams.

 Therefore, by operation of thermodynamic law, 6,216  1 cal/gm/deg.

 X37  deg. x 168 gms) are extracted from body fat as the dessert's

 temperature is  normalized. Allowing for the 1,200 latent calories in the

 dessert, the net calorie  loss is approximately 5,000 calories. Obviously,

 the more cold dessert you eat,  the better off you are and the faster you

 will lose weight, if that is your goal.

This process works equally well when drinking very cold beer in frosted

 glasses.

 Each ounce of beer contains 16 latent calories, but extracts 1,036

  calories  (6,216 cal. per 6 oz. portion) in the temperature normalizing

process. Thus, the  net calorie loss per ounce of beer is 1,020 calories. It

  doesn't take a rocket scientist to calculate that 12,240 calories (12 oz. X

 1,020 cal./oz.) are extracted  from the body in the process of drinking a

 can of beer. Frozen desserts, e.g., ice  cream, are even more beneficial,

 since it takes 83 cal./gm to melt them (i.e., raise them to 0 deg. C) and

 an additional 37 cal./gm to further raise them to  body temperature. The

 results here are really remarkable, and it beats running hands down.

Unfortunately, for those who eat pizza as an excuse to drink beer, pizza

 (loaded  with latent calories and served above body temperature)

 induces an opposite  effect. But, thankfully, as the astute reader should

 have already reasoned, the obvious solution is to drink a lot of beer with

pizza and follow up immediately with  large bowls of ice cream.

 

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